FRIDAY:
>>> Here at Philebrity, we take great pleasure in perpetuating the dank bike messenger stereotype; it’s cheap, it’s fun, and it gets the messageboard drones ever so pissy, thereby driving up our traffic and allowing us to do business with companies that actually use bike messengers. It’s a perfect ecosystem, really. But in secret, we desire not the messenger’s sexual prowess (um…), nor his liberating spandex: In fact, we desire HIS BAG. Bearing that in mind, we heartily congratulate R.E. Load on ten years of selling bike messenger bags to people who are not bike messengers. And bike messengers, too. So raise a glass at their 10th Anniversary Celebration with Rock Tits, Immediate, Strawberry Mansion DJs, respectively. At the Mad Decent Mausoleum. Good on you people, and congrats: Both on the biz as well as definite Fun Party Of The Week Status.
>>> Poor Jay Simplefly: Dude has the supreme bad timing to book The Bangers at his 4AM jam at the Barbary. Not only is the zeitgeist not on his side, but it’s also lookin’ like there’s hot competition from all the free sunglasses and titty bostom cream cupcakes and seasonals at Excess at Medusa with DJs Andy Pry, Meg E Mitch and RMT. Yes, that’s right: Bosom cream.
>>> Rockists, you’re not let down tonight, either: Drink Up Buttercup and The Moneynotes at the Khyber, and the Nite Lights miraculously re-appear at Tritone.
SATURDAY:
>>> Relatively deadsville in the town, baby, so wing on out to West Philly for the gaystavaganza Make Yr Break, turning one year old. Say the Breakers: “We encourage all hybrids to come and celebrate.” At the Bubble House with DJ Bunnystyle, and really, why wouldn’t you?
SUNDAY:
>>> Obvs., some show called The Wire — there WILL be blood — but if that is not your thing, you’re obviously some kind of Aspberger’s type, so how about “Keep It Like a Secret: a night to celebrate the embarrassment of adolescence” at Tattooed Mom? It’s OK, you’ll be among your tribe. More details in listings.
>>> And finally, not to be slept on: the Hail Social Remix CD Release Party with Andy Pry, Designer Drugs and Dances w/ White Girls at Barbary. Do you have off on Monday? Man, we all should. Spring forward, friends. Peace be with you.
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This entry was posted on Friday, March 7th, 2008 at 3:08 pm.