>>> We’ve been saying this for years: When the shit goes down, and The Man has his battering ram at your door, and it’s too late to flush the pills and dope, and all is nearly lost and these are like your last free moments for a good long while, and you want to do something that says, “Brah, I may be going to jail, but I am going there in STYLE,” there is really only one solution. ALLIGATORS. Now who’s a bad mutha-shut your mouth! [DN]
>>> We love when KYW knows a story they’re running is utter bullshit, say, like the Philly Addy Awards, and when no one’s looking they drop a gem of a sentence like this one:

From the touching to the absurd, Tierney Communications took home an Addy for a radio campaign that featured a job hunting chicken and lobster. [KYW]

>>> And finally, to wrap up this wild kingdom report, cougar-in-training/witless minx Alycia Lane is now in The Big Apple, and ooooooh, it’s chilly. [NYDN]

This entry was posted on Friday, March 7th, 2008 at 1:15 pm.