Hey Philly: You’re No Baltimore, But On The Other Hand, D.C. Really Knows How To Party Daterape
Somehow, we got on some Washington, D.C. party list, and well, ah…
This week we celebrate the Goddesses in all their glory! And we have LOTS of things lined up for you to enjoy!
*All Women who wear a see-through shirt or dress With no bra or underwaer underneith will get in for HALF PRICE before 10:30 pm along with their date! (Bras not allowed!)*
Your Hostess, Jennifer, will have some great Pearl Beads to pass out that she collected at Mardi Gras in New Orleans this year! That’s right, these pearl and silver colored beads were thrown at the parades, and she caught them and saved them just for this Saturday’s Capital Lipstick Celebration!
Skip the bras and Panties of course!
Be Daring & Sexy for this XXXtremely HOT Theme Night!Guys, wear black to set a nice background for the goddesses!
I’m liking that Jennifer brought these back, you know, just for the occasion.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
On the OTHER hand, Jonathan Richman is playing Baltimore tomorrow (and not Philly) so they win that round.
March 7th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I think Jennifer really needs a spellcheck, among other things. Posting this will only give Old City more bad ideas.
March 7th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’m a Jennifer and I’ve got some pearl beads for them, not the goddesses, for the douchebags, I mean dudes. And not for around their necks either.
March 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Baltimore sucks.
March 7th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
DC is just full of Real Winners like this. See also: http://wonkette.com/tag/lns/