Rumblings: Guess Which One Of These Idiotic Items Is Having The BEST WEEK EVER!
>>> This may seem like an unbearable level of pot-calling-kettle-black, but trust us, our arguments about it are nuanced and we can elaborate, but you’re going to have to buy us beers: TMZ is ruining whatever’s left of America. And they need to be smited from this Earth, Starbucks slurpees and all. We’ve considered taking them down with a rogue army of Crips and Bloods, but a new local outfit proves that you cannot kill the TMZ genus, for it has already spread like a cancer to every witless Old City Carrie Bradshaw who thinks they’re clever enough to tell Lindsay Lohan what’s REALLY up. Behold then, bitchslapped.tv, a new local creation that clearly says “I couldn’t get on Best Week Ever, so it’s this.” [bitchslapped]
>>> And now it’s time for THE SIZZLER! Ashlee Simpson is afraid of Bensalem cock, errr, robin. That’s how you can tell she’s the smart one. [PhillyChitChat]
>>> Finally, 5 out of 5 KYW listeners agree: Woman make lie better by heap big margin. Guh. [KYW]
