While much has been made of how this year’s Phillies have, when taken altogether, the hottest wives in baseball (and yes, we have seen Mrs. Hamels’ baby rat, no need to resend, brah), doesn’t anybody out there think that maybe, hey, this is not really baseball? Luckily, there is an antidote already to unwholesome, sweaty Phils-wife-lust. Why, it’s the Phillies Ball Girl blog, and it really is as sweet as can be. Written by ball girl Jocelyn Brown (pictured), it logs the girls’ doings, from charity events to photo shoots and so on. Best parts? Not one of them have been a Maxim spread, or worse. Worst part? There’s no way you can read this on a regular basis and not feel like JonBenet Ramsey’s killer.
PhilliesBallGirls: Somewhere In Here Is Cole Hamels’ Second Wife

This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am.