Archive for February, 2008

How To: Politely Deflect The Completely Insane Emails People Won’t Stop Sending You About How Obama Is A Muslim Terrorist Who Wants To Eat Your Jews

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

By now, if you have an email account, you’ve probably received one of these emails, at least once. You know the one: Obama is a Muslim, he’s an anti-Semite, he’s hoodwinked everyone, and if we’re not careful, we could have an al-Qaeda cell AS OUR PRESIDENT! WAHHHHHHH!!!!! Or something like that. In the last month [...]

Rumblings: Deadlocked With A Bolt

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

>>>Hey, Milton Street jury, two days of deliberation got you down? Don’t sweat it, snow be damned, you’re about to blow a perfectly good Friday that was meant for hibernation by working hard or hardly working. [Inky]
>>>How about some delays on I-76 to get you off scot-free for the next 19 months as you show [...]

This Evening: Many Rivers To Cross, Yo

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

>>> The TLA Philebrity Screening Series is back tonight at National Mechanics (22 S. 3rd St.) with a right corker: The Harder They Come starring Jimmy Cliff (trailer at right), and presented by Y-Rock/WXPN/Drexel giver of life and music Jim McGuinn. As always, the screenings are free, get underway at 7:30pm, and please remember, smoking [...]

Rumblings: Some Guys Have All The Luck

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

>>> Seems like Joe Biden — or as we like to call him, “White, Smarmy Obama From Delaware” — can’t catch a break. Not only has he faded from the news (c’mon, nobody’s thinking of this guy as a VP?), but there’s a breaking news story that his helicopter had to make an emergency landing [...]

Food Blob: You Want Horseflies Fries With That?

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Alright locavores, time to walk it like you talk it: If you’re a fan of horse carcasses, hooves and manes covered in manure then you just missed out! Strawberry Mansion has been home to rotting horse remains for months now. Long story short, after complaints about the remains they were cleaned up. Who dumped the [...]

This Week, A Very Special Episode Of Family Ties

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

After the jump, Miss Kelly White boldly goes where no partytrainsoldier would dare: Drinking at the neighborhood local with her sister.

And Now, The Best Thing Printed In The Inquirer In The Last 12 Months

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

“Do you honestly believe that the district attorney, the police commissioner, and the mayor would be oblivious to the fact that this was some front [for a crack and cocaine ring]?” [Ace Capone and Tim Gotti's attorney] asked the jury. “These are the chief law enforcement officers of the city of Philadelphia.”
Inky: Anastasia Finally Delivers
Previously: [...]

Smerconish Wants To Know: Which War Hero, Maureen Faulkner Or Token Black Guy Is Your Favorite?

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

On Friday, February 22nd Michael Smerconish will host the 2008 Baldy Awards recognizing the best and worst of the 2007 Morning Show. [...]
The Best Guest of 2007 Nominees are:
Richard Louv - author Last Child in the Woods
Daniel Murphy - father of Lt. Michael Murphy who was posthumously awarded the Medal of Honor.
Maureen Faulkner - co-author [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Unseen Philly

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

“Unseen,” a photography montage by YouTube user MyPrivateParty.

Philebrity Has Been Working Extra Hard Lately…

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

… to bring you a new sister site that we’ll be unveiling very soon. In the meantime, we’re taking Thursday morning off, and we’ll be back atcha at noon. In the meantime, please think of how much we love you, and how much of a bummer global thermonuclear war would be, if it all came [...]

Neighbourhood Watch: Walk It Like You Talk It

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

UNIVERSITY CITY: According to Walk Score (which rates places for their walkability) there is an emergence of walkable urban places within Philadelphia, most notably University City and Manayunk. If all of the, ahem, educated individuals don’t get the sidewalk they deserve, they’re moving to New York. So there. [DN]
MT AIRY: “Ge [sic] me OUT OF [...]

Crib Sheet For Tonight’s Foggy Notion Party

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

So, tonight is Foggy Notion — Philebrity’s monthly party dedicated to new bands and hanging solid — at Silk City. And we’re stoked to have not one but two great new Philly-area bands that we’re equally excited about. Drink Up Buttercup and Jotto. We’ve posted a bunch of things about both of these bands recently, [...]

If Betsy Ross Did Not Sew Half The Uniforms For The American Revolution, Then WHO Did?

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

That’s the question that we’re posing to you this afternoon after our blind faith in Philadelphia tour guides has finally been Lasik-corrected. What we’ve learned (and would have questioned had we ever actually been on a tour of Philly or paid attention to the words coming out of faux Benny Franklin’s mouth) is that most [...]

Rumblings: Zombie Polar Bear Hunks Desperately Need Your Help

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

>>>> Doug Kammerer. Remember him? Used to be the weather choad at NBC10, tried to think about a few things a few times, but now he’s at CBS3, really earning that paycheck. It’s all just a little too Midnight Cowboy for me, I have to admit. [PhillyEdge]
>>> Local band Mercury Radio Theater would desperately like [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Posh Spice Demonstrates That Cell Phones Are Glamorous And That If You Were Rich, You’d Probably Have One

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

From last night’s Spice Girls show at the Wach.

PW’s Dreaded “Next” Issue Arrives, Tells You Loads Of Shit You Already Know, Then Paraphrases Wikipedia Articles

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Here’s what’s, uh, next:
· Some guy named Nutter who’s making lots of hires.
· DMac paraphrases the Spectrum’s Wikipedia page, uhh, a month after we did.
· The National Eye still exist.
· Something about how there’s lots of good restaurants on East Passyunk Ave. Who knew!
· Some other thing about how you can get TV on the [...]

WHYY Tries “Edgy” New Beg To Try And Make People Forget That Its CEO Makes The Same Amount As Entire Pledge Drive

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Um, nice try, guys.
Previously: From the Department of Inconvenient Facts: Down The Rabbit Hole Of WHYY

Press Release Of The Week: Philly Expat Santi White Reveals Status As Vessel Of The Collective Subconscious

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

From the press release announcing the debut Santogold album, due out in April:
Already receiving weighty club rotation and airplay in urban Afghanistan and downtown Beirut, Santogold is the first act of the century to boast a post-war following on the International Space Station Mir. Following a live performance broadcast from three thousand miles off the [...]

Philly Street Urchin Report: 4′11 Freegan Ultimate Fighters Are Outta Controlllll

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Crusties/freegans/possibly your brother that nobody in the family talks about because your mother breaks down when you bring him up have invaded the PHL Airport. Those perfectly edible tossed pretzels from the pretzel store will not rot in vain. [NBC10]
If you can pull of 35 rooftop burglaries and then finally get caught, well, you had [...]

New On Philebrity.TV: Backstage With Drink Up Buttercup

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

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In our new show Backstage, director Aaron Fisher-Cohen steals a moment backstage with breaking indie bands, and takes in an unplugged performance. The premiere episode features Philly psych band Drink Up Buttercup, who play Wednesday’s Foggy Notion party at Silk City.
Previously: This Wednesday, Make A Fog [...]