After the jump, photographer Ryan Collerd’s shots from Friday night’s Troc show.

In-Law Political Dispute Ends In Stabbing
UPPER PROVIDENCE, Pa. (CBS 3) ― The Montgomery County District Attorney’s Office is investigating a politically motivated stabbing that left one in-law hospitalized and another in prison.
Authorities said brother-in-laws Jose Ortiz and Sean Shurelds were involved in a verbal altercation over Democratic presidential hopefuls Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton [...]

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Pumas? It has now been done (pictured). Oh, what’s that? You want a fluorescent watch to complete the look? We’re on it. [Hypebeast]
Silkscreening wildmen and documented Kenzos the Labold Brothers: Sure, we knew they were stars in that everybody-is-one kind of way, but get a load of what happens when you [...]

I’m not sure if we’ve ever mentioned this on the site before, but if there is one thing that the entire Philebrity brain trust can agree on — and there is not too, too much — it is this: City Of God, Fernando Meirelles and Kátia Lund’s epic tale of the drug trade and street [...]

After the jump, Dan Murphy’s shots from last Thursday’s Foggy Notion with Drink Up Buttercup and Jotto at Silk City.

Aw, c’mon, you don’t love it? You’re just jealous.

Phew. Thank God. For a second there, it looked like we’d never taste Mint Chocolate Chip the same way again.
MuseumOfHoaxes: Hey, It Was News To Us, Too
Related: Wikipedia: Breyer’s Is As Philadelphian (In Origin, Anyway) As Hating Child Molesters

CityPaper Editor of my Dreams - w4m
I had this dream where I wanted to cheat on my beloved boyfriend with you. I pulled off your pill-y beanie hat, removed your nerd glasses, and attempted to have my way with you. You were coy, but willing.
Though it was my own dream, people kept interrupting before [...]

Glock, pound of drugs and hot mistress not included.
After the jump, we take a look at Ryan Howard’s dream car.

>>>Alycia Lane is hereby dismissed from our radar for the next six months if an agreement is reached today that would overlook her past offenses. In exchange, Lane must live in oblivion for 24 months, or at least tap out a bio in Phoenix. If all goes well, we can bury her somewhere in the [...]

The jury in the federal trial of T. Milton Street Sr. rendered its verdict today, convicting him of three counts of tax evasion for failing to file returns in 2002, 2003 and 2004; acquitting him on four counts of mail and wire fraud; and deadlocking on two charges that he filed false returns in 2000 [...]

Philadelphyinz drop a new mixtape, just in time for the weekend. Get it here.
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>>> Wouldn’t you know it: First measurable snow of the year falls, and there’s tons of stuff luring you out this weekend. If it’s not The Human Be-In late-night/BYOB jawn at Media Bureau with Spank Rock, Brendan Bring-Em and White Tees White [...]

ObamaOfDreams: This Will NEVER Replace My Brett Myers Wife-Beating Stick, However [via PhillyEdge]

A friend of mine — who has pals at The Evening Bulletin — informed me that the paper has apparently been evicted from their old location, not their new one (which you ran a news blurb on). The staff were given boxes this week and told to pack their belongings, as the paper is being [...]

RECOMMENDED: It’s a shameful affliction and howling first-world problem that will ruin the Sunday night of many this weekend: Not Having Seen ANY Of The Movies Nominated For This Year’s Oscars. Oh, unless you count Juno, which you ALL saw, but I don’t think that will help you all that much when it comes to [...]

>>> Congrats to East Hundred (pictured), who took top honors at last night’s Philly Sound Clash. The band — currently sporting a clutch of John McIntire-mixed tracks on their latest, Copper Street Performer — walked away with two grand, studio time, and a slew of other goodies. Mazel tov, East Hundred, you can add to [...]

Before we say anything, let us just say this: Daniel Johnston is one of the great musical geniuses of the 20th Century, and outsider music my ass, this cat rules on any songwriting playing field, whether you put him up against Jimmie Rodgers or Hank Williams or George Gershwin or even your precious fucking Randy [...]

The trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening finally sees a proper release.

We realize how American it is to have a dumpy Britney phase, but the Creme de la Creme fashion show at the Pyramid Club on March 8 is not the way to get clean. Especially when you’re letting this woman host the show. We’re talking about a former finalist on “The View,” a broadcaster [...]

Watch out Kal Penn, there’s a new celebrity on Penn’s campus! Not only does it compress its own trash, but it sends an electronic signal when it needs to be emptied. The BigBelly trash can, that can be found stealing the spotlight on the corner of 36th and Chestnut. Business can choose to sponsor the [...]