The Philebrity Promise: As Go The Mashups, So Go The Bangers
Promise #317:
On this day, Wednesday, February 27, 2008, Philebrity shall hereby retire the DJ/music term “bangers” and all derivations thereof: “club bangers,” “THE bangers,” and so on. We are not sure anyone knows what this term has ever truly meant — or if it meant anything at all — and anyone who uses it, even tongue-in-cheek, sounds like a moron. (See also: “Internets.”) With love,
The Undersigned
Philebrity.com
February 27th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Gd bgnng, bt pls rtr cts nd sch tht lv th vwls t f thr nms, ts bcm th k f hpst msc.
Vowel-ifer translater: Good beginning, but please retire acts and such that leave the vowels out of their names, its become the ikea of hipster music.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Ol’ man Sweeney, such a kill joy.
Can i do html in here? Lets give ‘er a shot…
February 27th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Thank goodness the NEW sunday night weekly starting this sunday march 2 at barbary is described like this…
IS ALL ABOUT MAKING U DANCE
dance beats.
feel-good songs.
gang vocals.
life anthems.
old school jams
(I’m not even sure what this means…good thing I got it from a new myspace friends music tastes…it reads well no???)
dj deejay
xo
p.s. people should still go to jay yo’s 4am party at barbary on friday march 7…despite the bangers thing.
February 27th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Dee jay, you whore! haa.
Im not mad at Phileb’s. I blame the slow news day.