Rumblings: Big Pimpin’ We Be Spendin’ Cheese
>>> Dig if you will the picture of these sleeping men at left: Who are they? A) The future of hip-hop. B) Comcast employees. C) The world’s largest 5-year-olds. If you guessed “B,” you’re right — sort of. These are the mopes that Comcast hired off the street to attend an FCC hearing in Cambridge, Mass as the, uh, pro-Comcast side so that Net Neutrality advocates couldn’t get in. Classy. [Attytood]
>>> Actual lede: “Scientists are priming two spacecraft to slam into the moon’s South Pole to see if the lunar double whammy reveals hidden water ice.” What, you no-like-a de John’s? [Yahoo/Yelp]
>>> I want you to close your eyes. I want you to be at peace. I want you to visualize success. I want you to see a long country road, and at the vanishing point, I want you to imagine a PA State Store on… WHEELS! Yes! Can you see it? If you will it, dude, it is no dream. [KYW]
