Readers Write: Somebody Call Dan Gross, There’s A 99.9% Chance That There’s An ACTUAL CELEBRITY In Philly Right Now

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I saw Dave Chappelle as I was walking to work this morning.
He was talking to a woman from the Center City District (wearing one of the minty green janitorial uniforms) on the corner of Juniper and Walnut. I took off my headphones to hear his voice and make sure. I am 99.9% such.
He was wearing a long, black wool coat, a professional-style messenger/laptop bag (jam-packed), and black knit winter hat similar to the ones they sell at the Army supply.

Any guesses as to what he is he doing in Philly?

Our guess would be, you know, the usual: Not working.

3 Responses to “Readers Write: Somebody Call Dan Gross, There’s A 99.9% Chance That There’s An ACTUAL CELEBRITY In Philly Right Now”

  1. kinjeetay Says:

    My guess: Special guest appearance on “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia”.

  2. Patricio Says:

    He was looking for that Olive Garden all the tourist rant about.

  3. JP215 Says:

    “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” shoots the limited Philly stuff in the summer. I don’t know if much tv/movie stuff is shooting post-strike yet. Almost anything that was written was shot. That’s why they are still resorting to editing the crap out of Dexter for broadcast TV.

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