Rumblings: Some Guys Have All The Luck

karl rove>>> Seems like Joe Biden — or as we like to call him, “White, Smarmy Obama From Delaware” — can’t catch a break. Not only has he faded from the news (c’mon, nobody’s thinking of this guy as a VP?), but there’s a breaking news story that his helicopter had to make an emergency landing in Afghanistan because of a snow storm. And who do you suppose was riding shotgun, oh Cruel Mistress Irony? John Kerry. Oh, you dirty bitch. [Breitbart]
>>> And of all the fucked up, like, deeply, twistedly fucked up things you just KNOW Karl Rove said last night at Penn it would seem to us that this would have to have made at least the Top 8: “History has a funny way of deciding things,” he said. “Sometimes history sends you things, and 9/11 came our way.” Yeah, dude, it was like you won the fucking lottery. No, really. It was. [EveningBulletin]
>>> New Philly Fed index sends Wall Street into its like 20th tailspin this month. What’s that? Bad news emanating from Philly infecting the entire world? Shit, it’s a proud day in the 215. [Forbes]

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