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Philly Street Urchin Report: 4′11 Freegan Ultimate Fighters Are Outta Controlllll

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  • Crusties/freegans/possibly your brother that nobody in the family talks about because your mother breaks down when you bring him up have invaded the PHL Airport. Those perfectly edible tossed pretzels from the pretzel store will not rot in vain. [NBC10]

  • If you can pull of 35 rooftop burglaries and then finally get caught, well, you had a good season. You’re kind of a go-getter in life. [NBC10]
  • Guess what, ragamuffins in local schools? It’s a meat-free lunch for you, at least until this meat recall scare blows over. Hope you like tofu loaf. [CBS3]
  • Ride SEPTA, get a beat-down. The Subway Mafia has attacked three teens in one week, leaving last night’s victim in the hospital. How familiar does this sound?

    “These children are very bold. They take their coats off, and you can see the slogan on their shirts as bright as day so they are not afraid,” Mansarar said. “This is not a robbery. What this is angry children who travel in packs and chose victims to just brutalize.”

    [NBC10]

    • This entry was posted on Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 at 11:11 am.

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