Rumblings: Last Night The White Man’s Burden Saved My Life
>>> Fact: With the one notable exception of Low-Bee.com (and the Hollertronix board that preceded it), every DJ message board we’ve ever read has been dumb, dumb, dumb. But few are as awkwardly, mutedly (or maybe not so mutedly) racist as when this DJ starts talking politics. Dude, don’t. If you keep this up, I’m gonna tell you that beatmatching doesn’t matter anymore and that Apple is coming out with an automatic you, right before the Guitar Hero people come out with DJ Hero. And nobody wants to have that talk just yet. [PhillyDanceScene]
>>> There’s a new Matthew Izzo-sponsored weekly DJ party at Steven Starr’s Pod in West Philly called “Happy Ending.” Ahem. That is all. [Pod]
>>> And speaking of the Low-Bee Inner Thought Zone, this is what Philly DJs are killing with right now. Pretty interesting. And we totally second that Holy Ghost track. [Low-Bee]
February 19th, 2008 at 10:49 am
You guys should drop Kelly off at Philly Dance Scene for a week to do some Jane Goodall-styled reporting.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
OMG, that site is the BEST. lol. There is this one DJ over there called DzA. All he does is make fun of people and try to pretend like he is a good DJ. It’s pretty awesome. Total Awesomeness!!! He smells really bad though. There was one event where he battled that conquest dude and he got really drunk, couldn’t DJ, then someone found out that he pooped in his pants and left. Like the guy literally crapped in his pants and had to leave cause of that. He normally smells really bad. This other guy who used to be on that board said he smelled like and old hoagie all the time. Its pretty bad, I LOVE that board.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
for folks of a certain (maybe quiet now) Philadelphia stripe, shed a tear for DJ Grooverider, jailed for four years in Dubai yesterday for neglecting to check his old pants pockets for weed.
February 19th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Sometimes this left wing lunatic Imri posts on there. It looks like he took a pound of butter and spread it on his teeth. It’s called a toothbrush you scumbag, try it!
February 19th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Conquests idol is Michael Douglas’s character from “Falling Down”.
There also a guy thats in the closet about his homosexuality named Lance over there. Lance, when you come out of the closet, people will still be your friend. Well, maybe not Conquest because its Anti-Aryan to do so, but I’m sure everyone else will.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
DZA is a house music rainbow and smells like a bucket of fresh vinyl.
Imri is very pretty! Guys and girls I know will look at him and, for serious, tell me “he’s a really good looking dude.”
February 19th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Bong Hits !
February 19th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
DZA made love to nightwalker and Imri!
February 19th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
DZA RUlES!
February 19th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
i heard that if you can train a dog to bark on command, that you have the ability to control peoples minds! did you know that? thats almost like the time i smoked crack and could understand animals!
February 19th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Imri also gets really young hot chicks. This I know to be extremely true.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
i hear he has special powers.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Yeah, his sister!
February 19th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
He should invest in Crest.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
so is there a reason none of my posts go up?
February 19th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Because Imri’s plaque is blocking them?
February 19th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
You should invest in anti-jealous medicine…I hear that wet electric blankets work really well…you should try it and let me know how it turns out!!!!!!!!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
You should invest in anti-dickriding medicine. I hear your mom works pretty well.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Philly Dance Scene dilligently awaits the return of the Delaware Avenue nightclubbing scene.
February 19th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Wait… there are people who were around for DelAve clubbing that are still alive?
February 19th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Brush them teeth kids!
February 19th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
215hardbazz.com!
February 19th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Spreading a pound of butter on your teeth makes the young hotties go crazy!!!
A Philly message board that doesn’t suck!!! http://reflective.net
IF ITS NOT LOVE THAN ITS THE BOMB THAT WILL KEEP US TOGETHER
February 19th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Did anyone see DZA’s new girlfriend? It looks like they beat her with TWO ugly sticks.
February 19th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
it’s like high school in here…
February 19th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
DZA = Mark Farina, well if Mark Farina were black and shit his pants everyday and rolled aound in onions!
February 19th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Imri and Dave Mass should have a dirty teeth-off. They both need a brushing.
February 19th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
I heard that Imri banged Zara too!
February 19th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Hey Ryan Vernon,
It would be more like high school in here if Wally C were in here making out with some of the boys in the younger more special classes.
February 19th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Dj Rizzo really screwed me over at the radio station. I’ll never forgive him for that.
February 20th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I wanna play hide the Philly’s Ball Park Frank with Wally C. He is the minimal mastermind.
February 20th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I remember when Ray from 215hardfuzionbazz almost beat dza down at a club.
February 20th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
One time Wally used Imri’s plaque as butter for a bagel.
February 20th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Maybe Wally can drunk drive his car into a tube of toothpaste and smash it into Imri’s teeth. Like that time he got drunk and smashed his dad’s car into that dude who got out and beat his ass.
February 20th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Check out the great videos on youtube of the Sundae party!