Cruel And Unusual Punishment: Michelle Obama Forced To Spend 87 Minutes On Telephone With… This

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Before the telephone rang at 10:03 Saturday morning in her Philadelphia home, Carol Ann Campbell [pictured] was inclined to use her position as a superdelegate to the Democratic National Convention to make Hillary Rodham Clinton the party’s presidential nominee.

By the time she hung up, Campbell had been persuaded to throw her support to Barack Obama.

On the other end of the line was Michelle Obama, 44, the Illinois senator’s wife. In that 1-hour, 27-minute call, the would-be first lady made the sale.

Holy shit, talk about taking one for the team.
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6 Responses to “Cruel And Unusual Punishment: Michelle Obama Forced To Spend 87 Minutes On Telephone With… This”

  1. C. The Impaler Says:

    You don’t think Campbell’s above Clay Davis-ing Obama? Excreeeeeeeee’e'e’e'e’ment.

  2. Patricio Says:

    Best news of the week!

  3. shawnkilroy Says:

    that fuckin lard assed freak is a superdelagate?!?!?
    r.i.p. america

  4. Patricio Says:

    RIP is right, Kilroy. Its crazy to think that this country has less then 400 Democratic Super Delagates total and Jabba The Wardleader makes up 1 of those.

    Wait…she may make up more judging on her size and the sheer fact she is disabled throu morbid obesity.

  5. JP215 Says:

    She’s a super delegate because she pretty much inherited clout from her father. That’s also why she “deserved” to be on City Council. She got bounced, but has made it abundantly clear that she is not done and intends to run again. Remember she was appointed by the city Democrats to fill Nutter’s City Council seat. In their infinite wisdom and nepotism they hooked her up with the job. When the people in the district had a say, they tossed her out.
    The Philly Democrat top dogs LOVE her and surely will keep sliding her jobs.

  6. JP215 Says:

    your right….. this is some Clay Davis shit….
    or should i say shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeet?

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