>>>Our hearts could not race enough when we heard about Creepadelphia’s Cell Phone Stalker, who had the techno-savvy to call women and have the caller ID show that they were inside the house. Then he’d coo sexily, “I like watching you sleep”. [NBC]
>>>But our interest was immediately seized by the Port Richmond Bomber Bandit, who has racked up a reputation for nine other PoRich robberies. Can our highwayman simply rob a bank, though? No, he has to enter a Wachovia making bomb threats with a device that is most likely a box of Paczki that we asked him to pick up at the Polish bakery. He’s the kind of guy who brings home the bacon. Whatta man. [NBC]
>>> Then our MacBook Air screen steamed up even more. Rap mogul Ace Capone, who likely operates the sweetest coke machine in all of Southwest PHL will have to lie through his teeth in court today. You don’t honestly believe that the Black Mafia is responsible for anything except a Gangsta Bocce League. Remember when Capone made all that money partying? [ABC]

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