Talkin’ Stats: The Art of Fact
Sometimes, I can only give you numbers, like a trusty accountant. Or a Blackberry Bank of useful, unlimited phone connections. Allow me to brandish my neon yardstick and go through this with you…
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Hands-Free Drinking
What’s the next step up (or downward along a path of regression) from hands-free phone chats? Hands-free drinking. Any of you who watched the Super Bowl, for whatever reason, may be familiar with the concept. You likely observed the tendency of football players to let coaching staff squirt water into their mouths for them, so that they can focus on making dull facial expressions in between play and not have to trouble themselves with maneuvering that Gatorade bottle to their gobs. This move can easily be applied to your night-game.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Are you so far gone down the rabbit hole of making up language to reinforce your own little world that you’ve never heard of a beer hat? And you say you got this idea watching football? To hold onto your Eurocred, more refined testosterone of the Hemingway vein can be found in Basque wineskin squirting, only reason to read The Sun Also Rises.