The Philebrity Index: Super Tuesday Edition

  • Number of confirmed votes for Barack Obama in New Jersey as of 12:26pm: 1
  • Percentage by which NJ voter turnout is heavier than usual: 50
  • Candidates being endorsed today by seer of things/winner of the Monty Burns keepin-em-alive prize Arlen Specter: 0
  • Number of days economic watchdogs have to wait until the recession is definitively here: 0
  • Times Philebrity staff collectively made “baaaaaaaarrrrrf” sounds during will.i.am‘s insufferable pro-Obama video (at right) which, let’s face it, just did more harm than good: 18
  • 4 Responses to “The Philebrity Index: Super Tuesday Edition”

    1. sweetjohnny Says:

      Yeah, the video’s cheesy, but jeez, Philebs. You’re even more cynical than I thought.

    2. shawnkilroy Says:

      he’s right ya know.

    3. C. The Impaler Says:

      I’d love Philebrity to find the one person in the primary states today who actually didn’t vote for Obama specifically because of the video. Cynical? Please. How many elections has this outfit covered? And they still find politics bewildering? Can’t be cynical and perpetually mind blown at the same time.

    4. julia Says:

      the video was nauseating. I don’t think it did any harm but it was damn annoying having it sent to me over and over and over.

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