>>>Say, can we get new cancer treatment equipment that weighs 110 tons and have the Mummers serenade its arrival at UPenn? Can we then send the brigades back to practice holes for the remainder of the year? [KYW]
>>>Will the Eagles ever see the $800,000 that T.O. still owes them? Hey, dudes? Take the loss. [PhillyBurbs]
>>>What about that new crime-fighting strategy that we’re long due?

Ramsey said there is “nothing fancy” about his Crime Control Strategies Plan; compiled in response to Mayor Michael Nutter’s declaration of a “crime emergency.” It is a return to the “basics of policing.” The commissioner said his goal is to have 200 additional patrol officers on the street by May 1, with a concentration in the crime-infested neighborhoods and establishing Targeted Enforcement Zones within those nine most violent districts.

Oh yeah, and 250 surveillance cameras by the end of the year. If only we had access to those tapes. We’d hurt for Noontime Nugz nevermore. [CBS3]

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