Shh! Be Quiet! Johnny Doc Is TRYING TO THINK!
Yoe! Yiz knowe what? If aye combined my thuggish union ways with some bowne-in’ up on some-a dis lawr bookreadin’, I could be rye-din’ as high in da saddle as that friggin’ pansy alpaca farmer VINCE FUE-MO! Tell the troof dough: Deez glasses mayke me look all DISTINGWISHED an shit, don’t dey? Maybe I’ll get a pair for my BIRFDAY.
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January 29th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Stringer Bell much?
God The Wire references to real Philadelphia never end…
January 29th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Johhny Doc is a Prep grad. He speaks more like Michael Nutter than Rocky Balboa.
January 29th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Ah yes, but the man THINKS in a thick, mouth-breather Philly patois.
We also hear that he dreams completely in German, though it’d be hard to prove.