Where In The World Is Dorothy Krysiuk’s Wedding Ring?
The perennial nice girl in this town’s nonstop low-blow battle between newscasts, traffic reporter Dorothy Krysiuk is beloved for being pretty much the anti-Alycia Lane. Seriously: The craziest she seems to get at a party is dressing as a cartoon matriarch. That placid persona makes her a rarity in gossip columns, but as Dan Gross observes, her recent lack of a wedding band has some viewers wondering about the fate of her two-and-a-half-year marriage to sales dude Anthony Marasa. She responded by calling her private life just that, but it’s kinda got us wondering: What’s up Dot?
Dan Gross: No Ring, No Thing?
Related: Dorothy’s MyFox Philly Photo Album
January 28th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Things to do today:
Wax moustache
Check hair
Pick up best suit from cleaners
Stuff sock in drawers
Buy some Binaca breath spray
Review list of bons mots
Pick up the bouquet order from the florist
Time “chance meeting” perfectly
Entrench myself into the life of The Woman of My Dreams like a velvety tick
This, my friends, is a good day. A damn good day.