Unfortunate Headline Of The Day Because We Looooove Fingers

bbFrom the mouths of KYW’s babes:

NJ Legislator Wants Law to Finger Beer Keg Purchasers

Can we focus on the headline, appreciate the use of “finger” there? No, we can’t, because we like to read. Check this nugget.

Conners says his bill would nab the person who bought the keg:

“I believe what happens is, the kids will approach someone and may offer five or 10 bucks to a person who is of age and ask them to go in and make a purchase for them. And they come out with a keg and I guess the kids are off on their merry way.”

Where’s your confidence? That’s uh, how a lot of people we know make an extra buck or two whenever we they go to the Likka-Mart.

KYW: The Tips And The Easy Jokes Are On Us, Miss White

3 Responses to “Unfortunate Headline Of The Day Because We Looooove Fingers”

  1. friendlynerd Says:

    Most people who let me finger them recently bought a keg. Or at least drank from one.

  2. jeffreybleachedblack Says:

    Pics From Saturday: Lovefingering

  3. jeffreybleachedblack Says:

    Lets try that again…LOVEFINGERING

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