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Kelly White Explains It All: The Job Responsibilities Of A Comcast PR Flack

fuckcomcast.jpgMy inbox is like a bottomless pocket of the finest golden SEPTA tokens to ever produce the sound of clinking change. One email in particular wants to take me the extra mile, to employment at Comcast. It seems that there is an opening there, and not just any opening. Have you ever wanted to be the Manager of Corporate Communications or a Communications Prof at perhaps one of the city’s most-despised institutions, the necessary evil, thee reigning cable provider? Does it effect my chances if my last bill was late? Here’s what they’re looking for:

  • BA in English, Journalism, PR, or other related field of study
  • Strong PC skills required: Microsoft Word, Excel, Access and PowerPoint preferred
  • Must exhibit a high degree of confidence, work to a deadline and function well under pressure.
  • Assertive, dynamic self-starter able to manage shifting priorities and multiple projects simultaneously, under tight deadlines.
  • Must provide previous writing samples and will be required to complete a writing test during interview process.

    Basically, if by multi-tasking they mean partysoldiering all night and blogging between classes during the day, they’re looking for a White.

    What, you thought there’d be a condition that one know how to commit suie in a variety of ways? Get out of my inbox now. The rest of this is private.

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    This entry was posted on Monday, January 28th, 2008 at 4:57 pm.

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