>>>We are sad to report that production of Hershey crack has been halted after a cave-in to pressure from Philly’s narcotics squad and fear-mongers. Rather than pull Ice Breakers Pacs from shelves, Hershey will let the candy sell out. They’re already going for $9.99 on eBay. America’s Next Top Street Drug, we will see you now. [CBS]
>>>Steak slingers everywhere can relax, the Geno’s Attacker turned himself in yesterday. Like you didn’t make mistakes when you were nineteen? But that’s not all. 23 students, or the entire graduating class at West Philadelphia High, were just arrested after civil unrest AKA weave-yanking, on Thursday morning. They need you, Tyra. [MyFoxPhilly]
>>> Theoretically, this whole rumblings really could have been one of those Philly Street Urchin Report things where we talk about how truly vile and rotten most children, yes, even yours, are. Add to the pile: Bullies (note the spelling, Inky) YouTubing a beat-down of a special needs kid, and Allentown police maddening themselves as they try to wipe images of the town pumps from the cell phones of their wonderful, truly inspiring, not-at-all baaaaaarf-inducing kids. [Inky/NBC10]

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