MEDIA ADVISORY

EVENT: FROM RECESSION TO “BULL MARKET” … LITERALLY! … 2000-LB LIVE BULL TAKES TO FLOOR OF PHILADELPHIA STOCK EXCHANGE TO RING OPENING BELL

“TC THE BULL” JOINS LOCAL COWBOY TO BRING U.S. OUT OF RECESSION FOR ONE DAY PRIOR TO COMPETING IN TOUGHEST COWBOY RODEO AT WACHOVIA SPECTRUM

DATE: Friday, January 25 at 9:15 a.m.

PLACE: Philadelphia Stock Exchange, 1900 Market, Philadelphia, PA 19103

DETAILS: TC, a 2000-lb bull from the World’s Toughest Cowboy Rodeo, will single-handedly take the U.S. from a recession to a “Bull Market” with a visit to the floor inside the Philadelphia Stock Exchange. Local Toughest Cowboy competitor Clovis Crane of Lebanon, PA, will ring the opening bell with TC by his side.

TC will enter the Philadelphia Stock Exchange via the freight elevator at the loading dock and “bull” his way to the opening bell to start the trading for the day.

In related news, we’re receiving reports that local developers and realtors have switched from tried and true market analysis to the ancient, brutal “bunny method.” Forthcoming notes of protest are expected from the local PETA chapter.

This entry was posted on Thursday, January 24th, 2008 at 12:04 pm.