Readers Fwd: Adult Studio Seeks To Lead Pimply St. Joe’s Kids On A Mind-Blowing Voyage Of Self-Discovery
Attention Philadelphia College Students – Do You Know How To Party?
Here’s the deal…an adult studio (you know which one) is looking for 8 to 10 college age guys (although ladies, we’d love you to participate too!) to host a party at their OFF-CAMPUS house and get down and dirty with real porn stars on film. This party would be for 50 or so of your best friends, we provide the girls and the good times…we just need you to participate. Don’t worry, everyone will be tested for safety, this will be set up on the downlow to protect all involved…we just need guys who know how to party and a house that wants to have this party up in it.
Contact: phillyinvasion@hotmail.com
Listen, guys, have your fun, but take a lesson from history and HIDE MOM’S CRYSTAL EGG THING before Joey Pants’s hew-errrs come over.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Everything will be on the downlow until you appear drunken and half-flacid on a dirty porno that is viewed by all of your peers.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
some philly indie band needs to totally take advantage of this promotional opportunity – like now