Paris Hilton Slated To Be Completely Grossed Out By Franklin Mills Patrons In Roughly 24 Hours
Paris Hilton expects nothing short of luxury, which is, uh… why she will be at the Franklin Mills Mall tomorrow promoting her new movie The Hottie & The Nottie. Undoubtedly Paris is delighted to be surrounded by undead mouth-breathing philistines her fans who will be waiting hours in line just be within a couple feet of Miss Hilton before heading off to rue21 (or Auntie Annie’s) to treat themselves to something nice.
Last time Paris visited Philly, she was fashionably late to her meet and greet at Macy’s in Center City in November where she handed out pre-autographed pictures of herself before causing a scene when she refused to be photographed with a man dressed in a full groundhog suit who had already paid his $55 for a bottle of her fragrance. Turned out that GroundhogMan was a Red Tettemer plant, but still: 55 clams is a hell of a lot to pay for unrequited Paris stank.
CW: Somewhere, A Masturbating Groundhog’s Spidey Sense Is Beginning To Tingle
