Rumblings: How Are The Old Folks At Home?
>>> Friend to the ducks Jack Kelley might have gotten back into City Council this last election by the hair of his chinny-chin-chin, but if A goes to B goes to C the way the FBI thinks it might, the ol’ coot may be spending (the rest of) his golden years in federal pen. At issue? Oh, the usual: Something fishy with some developer friends. In the words of The Wire‘s Clay Davis, well, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. [TheClog]
>>> And kudos to The Philadelphia Tribune for some about-time thinking: Starting in February, the paper will issue a daily electronic edition. Just goes to show: The digital divide ain’t age-ist or racist, it’s just a vision thing. Are you listening, Guild drones at Broad & Whatever? [Editor&Publisher]
>>> And finally, NOT SO FAST, YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPER PO-LICE! That 77-year-old dude we mentioned in the Index today (scroll down) who was accused of running a meth lab? He mighta just been making some sweet ol’ moonshine. C’mon, old timer, let us kids have a pull of that. Hell, even if it IS meth. [Inky]
January 17th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
You motherfuckin’ dumb shits! Did you hear me!?! All of you lame ass white dudes with dreadlocks…can you hear? I hope every single employee of The Standard Tap throws hot scolding coffee on you. I hope John Street forces you to eat his lit’ corrupt lackeys own enlarged liver. I wanna drown all you douche Kelly voters in a tub of faux grois. It’ll be a double whammy of sin for you – eating engorged bird liver and bathing.
You fuckers.
…and I mean it.
January 17th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
When I heard Meth I thought “this ain’t California, somethings up”. After that I hear it wasn’t Meth but something else and I go “I knew it”. It turns out to be Moonshine and I exclaim “this isn’t Mississippi”.
I’m not going to rest till they figure out that its “The Wet”.