This is going to be one of those posts where we try to tie four or five utterly stupid things together to show you that the media is in fact not run by Jews or Masons (seriously, you should be so lucky), but rather by MORONS who consistently beat us all over the head with the dumb truth that no matter how far you get from the high school cafeteria, fuck you, you still live in it. WYSP — the post almost always has to begin with those call letters — may have switched from an all-talk back to music format months ago, but the station consistently has been making noises that its heart still belongs to C-grade Stern knockoffs. So with that, enter Jennifer Reed (pictured at right), who’s only a little less masculine than Rodeo from Rock of Love. (Don’t even act like you needed to click on that link to know what show we’re talking about.) Anyway, Reed is already making friends in Philly by being a documented Dallas Cowboys fan and wearer of acrylic heels. (Further proof that no one on YSP staff has seen a non-stripper female in real life since roughly 1986.) Reed completes the station’s new lineup (taking the afternoon shift), but in case all of this isn’t enough of a trip to Hooters for you, let’s add in a little muted racism and link to the mp3 of Fake Michael Nutter’s new hip-hop smash. All of this may beg the question: If we despise these people so much, then why write about them? Why, that’s easy: It’s Monday, and we need something to feel superior about.
PhillyEdge: Got Some Ho’s In This House
Related: MySpace: Jennifer Reed, Like Rodeo, Also Has Scary Pictures

This entry was posted on Monday, January 14th, 2008 at 4:24 pm.