Have you ever chanced upon the Wu-Tang Clan Wikipedia page? It is truly epic — I mean, altogether breathtaking. Nothing I could say could approach the raw facts that there are 300 Wu-Tang affiliates, or that they “are being investigated by the FBI for weapon trafficking in Staten Island and their relationship with the Gambino crime family” or that RZA has what is perhaps the largest extended family in all of New York City. So, uh, you want free tickets? They play the Trocadero tomorrow night with MC Squared and DJ Statik. To enter to win, send an email to ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “8 DIAGRAMS” in the subject header. We’ll let you know by noon tomorrow if you’ve won. Good luck!

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 at 3:26 pm.