Comments on: Update: HUGOPALOOZA Not, Repeat NOT, A Hoax

By: C. The Impaler

C. The Impaler — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:16:15 +0000

Wow, Uncle Plum, you are connected. That, a Portuguese Island origin, and Venezuelan connections, looks like I, Hugo Chavez, pitched my T-shirt line to the wrong gringo.

You want to help me fill the pop icon vacuum Che’s leaving with my visage as a flurry of film’s with one week engagements at the Ritz (to be seen at the Little six month to a year later) nail my populist precursor’s coffin, you look me up at the Venezuelan intelligence agency’s station in what used to be the Italian market.

By: Patricio

Patricio — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:46:14 +0000

The singer of Uncle Plum, Elvio Fernandes, is a family friend of mine.

We’re from the same Portuguese island.

No insults from me about that factoid.

Surprising.

Oh and we both have family in…

…Venezuela.

By: C. The Impaler

C. The Impaler — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:58:48 +0000

Do I have to pay a cover if I MC? No way we could hold this in the cheeseshop/tacqueria attic formerly known as A/V. We’d have to move it to Montage, in which case I’m pretty sure the Veins, the Quitters, or Uncle Plum would have to be signed as an opener.

Seriously, it’s a good cause, as is anything dealing with Citizens Energy Corp (the people who’d be doing the real oil brokering between Citgo and PECO once Artist for Heat raise the money). But if this event “is not a political statement” or “about Chavez” (nor should it be), why lead the release and pepper it throughout with a prose blowjob to Hugo Chavez? Why do all the good causes have such shitty writers? ¿Por qué no me callo? If I keep going Patricio’s going to figure out I am Hugo Chavez, testing the Philadelphia T-shirt market through this website while I shuffle my cabinet.

By: Patricio

Patricio — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 19:55:34 +0000

The event will be moved to my hometown of Rochester, NY and be the opening event at the newly reopened A/V Space.

C. The Impaler will MC.

Shortly before the show begins it will be shut down as Rochester goes back into a state of emergency and reinstitutes their “house party” ban.

Thus his identity will remain a mystery.