>>> Question: It’s 2008. Can you still find it in yourself to care even a whit about the fate of Alycia Lane? YOU CAN? Wow. OK. Then you may be titillated, engorged, uhh… glad to know that with Lane officially at the end of her 3-week “vacation,” CBS3 is officially on the hook now to say whether Lane is gone, or back on the air Monday. Meanwhile, just in case, Dan Gross reports that Lane has nabbed herself a Philadelphia Lawyer just in case of “wrongful termination.” Stay tuned. And be ashamed of yourself. [PhillyGossip]
>>> But in any event, as far as we’re concerned, Lane has already been replaced as Hottest Anchor In Philly by one Jessica Borg, of Action News fame. Though she’s been around for a year or so already, we only just noticed her over the break, and though the picture here does not do her justice, trust us on this: Holy shit, she’s smokin’. [WPVI]
>>> Finally, though, no, really: I NEED YOU TO ACT LIKE YOU CARE. [Craigslist]

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