Yeah, that link really would have dumped some piss in my Haterade if it wasn’t to something that happened back in December ’06 (which coincidentally is the last time anyone on Google’s heard about “3Kingdom’s Entertainment” oh wait, here’s something, oh, that’s Philebs still getting punked on this very entry).

So boys, how about a press release corroborating the event at the end of this month (in that blank spot in the Troc’s sched between the 30th and Feb 2nd), not something that kinda sounds sorta like an old event that would give a prankster a template?

This guy’s taking Hugo Chavez and Joe Kennedy’s oil for the poor program from ’06, tying that up with a charity event from ’06, and firing it off on what may be the coldest day in Philly all winter in an exercise of, Idunno, agitpranksterawareness?

**Hey, I could be wrong, I mean the Ron Paul 5000 (cough, bullshit) rally back in November did pull out that country singer even though the guy’s website said he’d be touring Minnesota. But for now I’m gonna guess Hugo Chavez’s political and social welfare maneuvering is outta Phileb’s league until American Apparel starts running that t-shirt.

Just in case though, C’mon dudes. No link to the PR-wire you got this from? The troc is one of your sponsors and not word one about this on their own website? Every single corporation bolded on there has a P/R arm, and not one has announced this?

If y’all did take this seriously, it’s a brilliant coup for Venezuela’s intelligence agency’s efforts to penetrate the lucrative hipster marketplace. Hugo’s trendspotters know Che’s t-shirts are finally leaving some room in the market for a new mucho macho guerila visage icon. Talks are already going on at neutral FARC camps between Chavez’s likeness and American Apparel.

That would be a good press release.