Reader Nicole Has Some Pillows For You To Cry On

pillow

Hi Philebrity,

In the true spirit of 21st century Christmas, I’d like to take a last minute grab at persuading your fine readers to open their wallets (and hearts!) to my small but growing selection of pillows and table runners.

-In an appeal to the depressed, lonely readers, I’d like to remind them there’s no better way to embrace your misery at the holidays than hugging a brand new pillow, soaking it with your salty tears.

-In an appeal to the lazy ones that don’t really like their mothers all that much, but know it’s easier to show up for dinner than deal with her goddamn crying again, pick up a gorgeous new table runner as that last minute gift!

www.couchdesign.etsy.com. Pillows also available at Mew Gallery!

Thanks and take it easy on the Cribari,
Nicole
Couch Design

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.