And Now, Please Join The Clubber Lang Duo In Song As They Perform Their Bush-Era Rendition Of “Silent Night”

silent night, holy night
all you fags better run for your lives
heavenly choir of angels above
singing “God, He don’t like that sweaty man butt-love”.
Christ our savior is born
All you muthafuckas gonna burn in hellsilent night, holy night
Jesus has been hijacked by the religious right
you’re either with us or against us
you haven’t a choice
we can all trust in the President because he hears God’s voice
Christ our savior is born
All you muthafuckas gonna burn in hellsilent night, holy night
sure hope these Arabs are ready to fight
because our God’s greater than their God is
we’ll burn down their houses and murder their kids
we’ll sleep in heavenly peace
as our planes carpet bomb the middle east
Christ our savior is born
All you muthafuckas gonna burn in hell
The Clubber Lang Duo are just one of the acts performing this Saturday, December 22, at The Philebrity Christmas Pageant at Johnny Brenda’s.









