When Angry Straight Women Attack
It’s usually 2:04 AM in NYC when angry straight women attack. A cop will always get punched in the face and the boyfriend is the innocent voice of reason that nobody pays any attention to. When it’s Alycia Lane in the hot seat, it’s no different. If claiming to be “a fucking tv reporter, you fucking dyke” when the cops were on our backs actually worked, we’d all be saying it. The situation will only escalate from there, and they’ll even confiscate your iPhone just for kicks. That’s what worries us, Aleesh. What will the NYPD find on that thing?
Philly.com: Good News, Alycia, You’re Interesting Again
Programming note: Stay with us today for extended analysis on how this story is a rosetta stone for everything detestable in both this particular human being as well as the schoolboy jerkoff culture that grants her fame.
December 17th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
this one is gonna be better than Jocelyn Kirsch. trust.
December 17th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
My eyeballs are glued to every word about it already. Delicious and highly distasteful all at once!
December 17th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
I’m going to add “heinous cunt” to your near-perfect description of her.