>>> SIKE! Girlfriend is OFF THROUGH NEW YEARS! Does this mean that if I walk up to a Philly cop and call him a fag and punch him in the nuts that I can stop having to write Philebrity for the rest of the year so that I can get deeper into the ABC Family channel’s now-thru-Dec.-25 onslaught of Xmas movies? IT DOES? One moment, please! (Confidential to Aleesh: Stock up on herbals and get way into this record, at right. It’ll be good for your whole, “It’s not my fault, I’m a troubled soul” defense.) [Inky]
>>>Legitimate business purposes? You get cuter every day, Vento. Don’t expect an official ruling for the next two months after Friday’s six-hour hearing. Back to the Tianamen Square of We Still Don’t Care. [FoxNews]
>>>Dilemma: if Penn offers you a scholarship because your family makes less than $60K a year, do you take it? Does the middle-class exist? Even if you’re not poor, you’re still poor. [Philly.com]

This entry was posted on Monday, December 17th, 2007 at 3:37 pm.