Later Today On Philebrity: Ask The Experts!

laneOf course, you know, this whole Alycia Lane thing has too many facets, really, to cover in just one post. So we’ve dispactched our team to track down and ask real-life experts about the Lane situation and cut through the fog to get REAL ANSWERS. So check in this afternoon for:

  • Ask The Lawyer: What Are The Legal Consequences For Alycia’s Hate Speech?
  • Ask The Broadcasting Community: What Is The Likelihood That Lane Will Get Fired?
  • Ask The Gays: Do Y’All’s People Hate Alycia Like She Apparently Hates You?
  • Ask The Drug Counselor: Is This The Kind Of Thing A Person With A Raging (Fill In The Blank) Habit Would Do?

  • So as you can see, Team Philebrity is on the case. We do — ahem — need to speak with a drug counselor type though, so if you are one, please hit us up at tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.
    We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

    3 Responses to “Later Today On Philebrity: Ask The Experts!”

    1. Patricio Says:

      The D word is totally the new N word.

    2. lord_whimsy Says:

      Oh good heavens, what a non-issue. Orwellian sock puppet euphemisms like “hate speech” feel more prescriptive than protective. Are we really this fragile, squeamish, and fretful? Any self-respecting fag hag/stag knows that “dyke” and “fag” get tossed around among the more seasoned ranks of De Ghey like so many lisps around a Kenneth Cole catalog. Those words are owned, babies. If anything, when civilians and sundry high-fivers use such words earnestly or pejoratively, it comes off as quaintly backward and pitiful. Is it hate speech if the end result is making the supposed “victim” laugh? Seems that it’s only ‘hate speech’ when the squares and straights use them on each other, since both parties agree that being a “dyke” or a “fag” is an awful thing.

      The physical assault is the real story.

    3. lord_whimsy Says:

      PS: I would not be too surprised if some gay men will love her for this diva-worthy antic. If Ann Coulter can have a gay following, so can Alycia Whatsherface.

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