Last Call For Your Funny Imitation Of Burl Ives
We know you’ve been thinking about it: Performing a little comething at the FIRST EVER NON-DENOMINATIONAL, COMPLETELY SECULAR PHILEBRITY CHRISTMAS PAGEANT THIS SATURDAY DEC. 22 @ JOHNNY BRENDAS. Perhaps it’s a song; perhaps you wanna drop a lil’ bit o’ Suess; perhaps even HOLIDAY MAGIC. We have no idea. But we do know this: Philebrity has amassed a list of performers, and THERE ARE ONLY A FEW SPOTS LEFT! So now’s the time to speak up — we’ll be releasing a partial list of performers on Philebrity tomorrow afternoon — and if you’d like to perform, send an email NOWISH to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com with “XMAS PAGEANT” in the subject header. And see you on Saturday! Thanks!
