Talkin’ Shit…To Go

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  • Would you like an order of truth from Diplo? Sighs! It is but small, though it will get us to the next course.

    “I didnt get beat up at Transit – it was at Electric Factory – but it was by security and I landed 1 good punch.”

    OK. As long as you got one. Makes our chalkboard tally look nice. Come over to watch the game tonight. I think you will like these guys.

  • Does it say Punk Rock Flea Market on the menu? Thank you, but come again. We are all out of Art Kid Money Schemes for this Sunday, but the new date is next Saturday the 22nd. I don’t care what you read in the paper/on that blog/in our listings, when R5 says “PLEASE NOTE THAT NEW DATE !”, I listen.
  • You may substitute instead a new special, The Gypsy Flea Market at Space 1026. It is different in that the money schemes here are made from real artists. But it is still vegan-friendly. Compliments to the chef.
  • If you like it spicy, Rad Shit from the Rvng crew jumped off and went to Hong Kong with Justine D. Has no Philly in it, but would order again.
  • The Bader is a popular weekly special and will only be available throughout the weekend.
  • You want sweet, I gets you. Hannah Motherfuckin’ Montana, that dimepiece who will never be associated with her proper name, shows up at the Wachovia Center on Monday with the Jonas Brothers. That is some Happy Family shit right there. I like to call it The Show of the Year. It’s almost the most expensive item I have to offer you. Tip accordingly.
  • Editor’s Note: Miss Kelly White is still slugging through finals season at Hang ‘Em High, but was kind enough to present this Talkin’ Shit mini-edition. Her column returns in full next week.

    One Response to “Talkin’ Shit…To Go”

    1. applesauce Says:

      Seriously… that is one nasty-ass bitmapped image… I mean, you don’t have to PAY for clip art, but Jesus Lord!

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