We like ice. We like ice cream cones. This is probably only a Christmas gift that would work in theory, for the Million Dollar Ice Cream Cone that will be unveiled on Friday at the Jeweler’s Row Robbins’ Diamonds is just a 20 oz piece made with 630 diamonds, and we really don’t deserve it. Nor do we actually want to see it in real life; it’s enough to know that the internet tells us so and what if we were like, unphased by it and had some lame non-reaction? ‘Cuz surely something this icy fresh and brilliant-retarded warrants a tad more respect and awe? It all goes down with free samples of ice cream, and you really can’t buy this thing until the ‘08 auction, so it’s not really meant to be.
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This entry was posted on Thursday, November 29th, 2007 at 9:55 am.