When Street Urchins Grow Up

coke.jpgIt happens, and when it does, it’s this sad. Two grown men in Allentown have not quite figured out the Coke Machine Hack that we mastered in freshman year of high school. No, they just open the machine in a very less suave way and get no points for style.

“The guy actually has a key, so that tells me that he took an impression of a key, whether it was ours or another company’s key. He made it to fit several numbers on our system,” said Mike Gallagher of Coca-Cola.

Something tells us if these guys had a job in a certain city, there’d be smiles all around.
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3 Responses to “When Street Urchins Grow Up”

  1. Patricio Says:

    Forget it, Jake. It’s Allentown.

  2. DJRobertDrake Says:

    wow - here is incentive:

    … if you can help police identify and arrest the two bandits, coca-cola will give you a year’s worth of Coca-Cola products.

  3. inhaler97 Says:

    coke… no pepsi…

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