State Unravels Stamp Collection Industry’s Plot To Take Over The Economy
Answer this, Sen. Rob Wonderling. How dare thee force your anti-capitalistic, anti-Internetic, $1,000 fines on us fine netizen sellers of eBay? How Dare thee! How can we ever hope to advance the state of fashion by re-packaging cheap, “vintage” Circle Thrift hand-me-downs? How will we tell our only attractive, fashionable friend fitting a size-2 who models our creations daintily in our bathroom that she will never reach stardom by way of our under-the-table business? How will we capitalize on Dr. Dog‘s fame to sell as collectibles those bootlegs we’ve got lying around? Enough is enough. We’re moving to Jersey, where a sell is a sell.
TheMorningCall: We’re Not Sure If This Is A Real Newspaper Or Not But It Kind Of Looks Like One
November 19th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
I could be wrong, what with this horrible cold I have and all, but it looks like the Senator is actually *opposed* to the fines, not for them.