Captain Freeshit: Win Tix To Making Time Tonight!
I wonder how many people we’ve sent to Making Time for free since Philebrity began. It’s fun to wonder. I wonder how many hookups/STDs/tears have come as a direct result of us sitting here and plucking people’s emails for a weekend upgrade. I wonder if the moment anyone won tickets to Making Time served as some kind of low-point wake-up call, driving them straight into the arms of the Peace Corps, Scientology or the Circle Of Hope. I wonder if Making Time will ever move back to Gasoline, or whatever that place was called. I wonder when Making Time will get its own sitcom. Sometimes, I wonder if I shouldn’t just shut up and tell you that we have tickets for Making Time Original Recipe tonight at Pure, and we intend to give them out by 3pm, so long as you know that to enter, you must send an email to ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “I WONDER WHO WROTE THE BOOK OF LOVE?” in the subject header. I wonder what it be like if cats could talk. I wonder.
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