Not Only Are You Getting A New Police Commish…
But as a bonus offer, we’ll throw in this new exhibit at the Franklin Institute. “The Identity of You”, about the only thing that matters: you. Because, as they say,
“…there’s nothing more intriguing to visitors than themselves.”
We know this. If you guys thought King Tut or Body Worlds were fascinating (fuck yeah, you did), just wait until tomorrow’s opening, because everything you ever wanted to know about yourself is really at 222 North 20th St., and you stopped evolving in the fifth grade. But, yo, how about that new commish?
