Rumblings: White Men Can’t Jump

>>> Yes, the Sunday Inky blew half its front page load on George Anastasia’s “The Takedown Of Ace Capone”, and yes, while we love us some George, did this register with anybody else as hackish to the point of sounding made up and possibly even, dare we say, mutedly racist in the same way that all white-world gangsta coverage is? Just sayin’. Maybe what really got to us was the A Current Affair sensationalism of it all. Drop the Maury and get us an edit. [Inky]
>>> Speaking of sensationalism, who are you gonna believe? Local TV news hacks who estimate turnout at Saturday’s Ron Paul rally at 1,500 to 4,000 (we could see how you could mistake one for the other, drunky) or our own Cheesesteak The Impaler, who puts attendance around 500 and answered in one sentence the question we were trying to get answered on Friday: “I don’t see how you can really buy into anything he’s selling, unless you accept the dogma that pretty much everything since the ratification of the Constitution that has happened in U.S. history and resulted in federal action since has been intrinsically misguided.” We never thought we’d say this, BUT: Thanks, Cheesesteak The Impaler! [Bostodelphia]
>>> And finally, here is your dead Norman Mailer nod. While we don’t like to speak ill of the dead, we think Ol’ Norm would appreciate it: Good riddance to this choad and the myth of the macho American writer that dies with him. We’re all in the same gang now, fellas, whether you like it our not. On the other hand, I think we’ve all wanted to beat the piss out of Rip Torn at one time or another. [YouTube]

4 Responses to “Rumblings: White Men Can’t Jump”

  1. lord_whimsy Says:

    Can we on the East Coast use the word, “choad”? Yeah? Okay.

    Couldn’t agree more: Norm was macho, but hardly manly.

  2. C. The Impaler Says:

    I may be 90% blind, the Paul campaign’s press release said the draw was 5,000. Now, I’ll retract my numbers if someone can show me good photos of crowd depth and breadth to produce a more accurate figure, but for the time being I’m calling “bullshit” on the Paul campaign.

  3. fiche Says:

    did anyone else notice that the Inquirer published the exact same paper on Saturday and Sunday? just a minor rearrangement of the front page?

  4. lord_whimsy Says:

    Actually, a Slate columnist just made the apt observation that Mailer wasn’t macho–he was butch.

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