Broad Street To Be Bathed In Light Instead Of Urine
In a move sure to make Pink Floyd fans, and only Pink Floyd fans ecstatic, the Center City District is turning select buildings on Broad Street into a pseudo Christmas mushroom trip at 5:30 tonight. According to Inky’s architecture babe Inga Saffron, plans are to revisit 2004, a time when it felt kinda okay to bathe City Hall in a technicolor LED light show apparently meant to replicate a crime scene or wedding cake. Well, it worked guys, you evoked the ‘lil ambulance chaser in all of us, and we’re mad psyched to once again feel remorse, embarrasment, and a tinge of sexual excitement as the Terra Building, Ritz Carlton, Merriam Theater and a few other forgettable Ave Arts buildings get lit up. Getting lit up is nothing new to Broad Street, and our guess is that these lights are just as likely to make you throw up as drinking two of those bagged 40’s you normally chug in front of the Ritz.
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