Old Man Winter Slips Further Into Mythical Obscurity
Apocalypse averted. Straight talk from AccuWeather gives us the kind of winter we can expect after the past few years of half-hearted I’m-the-Nu-Weird-Winter-and-I-have-no-balls.
Meteorologist Ken Reeves says this winter is going to be warmer than normal:
“It’ll probably be at its warmest — at least in terms of relative to normal — during some of the coldest months, January to February. If you remember back to last year, we actually had a period from the very end of January through February that was extremely cold. That kind of changeover is not going to happen in the middle of winter this year.”
You know what? We believe this guy, because he doesn’t sound as absolutely cocksure as our gloom-doom NYNJPA meteorologist. Anyone who thinks they can predict our weather needs to hand out grains of salt with it. Also, remember this before you try to move to Arizona: there is no Philebrity there.
Previously: And Next You’ll Be Telling Us That It’s Raining Men, Hallelujah
AccuWeather: Baby, How Can This Be Wrong When It Feels So Right
