This Just In: I Got 89 Pills But A Barbiturate Ain’t One
KYW is reporting a “startling revelation” in the case of Andy Reid‘s dipshit demon spawn Garrett. Apparently a whopping 89 pills were found in the dude’s cell this morning, hiding until then in his asshole. So yeah, he’s in a lot more trouble now than he was yesterday. How exactly does one fit close to 100 capsules up one’s ass? We’ll have to wait for the tell-all memoir to get the sordid details. In the meantime, feel free to try your hand at guessing every color of the pharmacological rainbow that poured out of Garrett’s complicit cavity and into the waiting hands of the law. That’s right, make a game of it. After all, the ongoing misadventures of the Reid boys is already like the best Mad Libs ever conceived.
KYW: You’re Crazy For This One!
