>>> Attention residents of Fishtown, Kensington, Port Richmond, South Philly, Roxborough, Upper Darby, surrounding suburbs, and all of Jersey: DO NOT leave your homes tonight. Mischief Night means it’s open season for hate crimes on everybody. Remember the torching of Camden? The pumpkining of Old Man Metzger’s Place? The Toilet Paper Massacre of ‘02? That’s nothing compared to teenagers with rocks, eggs, knives, chains, illegal fireworks, sand, and probably guns. (They’ve been saving up all year.) Repeat: Stay in and stay safe. Over and out.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 30th, 2007 at 5:16 pm.