Dangle “Least Sedentary” Grapes In Front Of Media Foxes And Wait For It…

rocky3_275.jpgWe can’t seem to stay out of these rankings. When you’re ready to walk away from the ugly fixation, focus on the America’s Most Sedentary poll. In a list of 20 cities, we came in at…20, making us less lazy than say, Memphis. Thank your bike or your dog-child for this one. Since we’ve still got speech time to kill, we’d also like to big up the PPA, whatever bus was late this morning, Punk Rock Bootcamp, every dance party we’ve ever been to, the Art Museum steps, and lastly, the Pretzel Ride. Somewhere, somebody is playing with our self-esteem. Play on, playa.
Forbes.com: Heads Up, We’re Throwing You A Bone Here, So Go Long And Catch It

2 Responses to “Dangle “Least Sedentary” Grapes In Front Of Media Foxes And Wait For It…”

  1. Philly Chit Chat Says:

    WOW I guess we are just going to have to settle for no publicity is bad publicity.

  2. www.projectblancoyd.typepad.com Says:

    So not only are we ugly but we are fat too. Are Philly people even participating in these polls?

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